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MANCOW


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THE CREW:



Erich Matthew Muller (born June 21, 1966 in Kansas City, Missouri) is an American radio and television personality known as Mancow or Mancow Muller.  He likes surfuing, walks on the beach and isn't afraid to cry. 




Marissa Sanchez







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How should I start?
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
No. That's cliche and so 2001.
"I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse."
No, that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well, only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise.



Al Roker Jr.



My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!






Kool-aid


The frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid. The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by children. His catch phrase is "Oh, yeah! Dig it!"



Watching other's fail is a little gratifying.  I know that's not nice to say, but I did.  Here's some examples of watching people fail and just how funny it can be. 



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Quotes from Douglas Adams:



DOUGLAS ADAMS, Author:

 "The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. "









Come on, I love animals.  I have 2 adorable dogs.  When I say this is funny, I don't want emails telling me that I'm cruel for laughing....











NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED......















BECAUSE I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY...




















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, Part 4







...AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?



























AS SEEN IN A BATHROOM











Even Newpapers make mistakes:





























YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE OF THE DAY:
















WHEN WOMEN DRIVE, PART 2.








DRIVING AROUND IN HOUSTON IS DANGEROUS-


Here are some pictures of how dangerous driving can be.

Nothing gross, but they are amazing.  




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By the way, these aren't from Houston, but driving around in Houston IS dangerous.




Here are a couple of videos from Star Wars.  Obviously they're not actually from the movie, but man are they funny....















FUN WITH PHOTOSHOP



Here is the original picture:





And this one too:





Here is what people can do with photoshop:





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WOMEN WE LOVE VS WOMEN WE LOVE
Tuesday 08-19-2008 1:00pm CT
We have a winner. 


Kim Kardashian pulled through in the end.  By a 55/45 margin, she is last week's Women We Love VS Women We Love winner.  Kim was happy to hear the news and can't wait for her round 2 opponent. 



KIM KARDASHIAN



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On to this week's contest.

Cameron Diaz has always been a favorite of mine.  Maybe because it was a high school thing, or her performance in "The Mask".  Whatever the reason, it breaks my heart to see her up against hottie Keira Knightley.  Keira has been around awhile but has recently become my favorite pirate.  So, here they are, this week's Women We Love Vs Women We Love.  Unlimited voting and lots of pictures. 

Good luck. 



Cameron Diaz



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VS



Keira Knightley




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NOW VOTE




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Poll: WOMEN WE LOVE VS WOMEN WE LOVE
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Office work.  You got to love it and have fun.  Otherwise you'll go crazy.  Check out the gallery and tips below.  Enjoy!




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ADD A CAPTION.....AND WIN!!!
Wednesday 08-20-2008 11:24am CT

Here's the picture below.  Add a caption and if we think yours is the funniest, you win tickets to Rock the Bayou Music Festival. 



AWESOME!


Look the picture over, click on it and send me an email with your caption.  Good luck.


Here it is:








Insane Beatbox- Better than the guy from Police Academy. 










Slides are of the devil.  Here's proof. 


IS THIS FUNNY?
Tuesday 08-19-2008 10:55am CT


Here's this week's "Is This Funny?" video.  Enjoy.  Or not.










Now tell us: "Is this funny?"


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Poll: Is this funny?
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Last week's video was voted 'funny' by you.  Here it is again, one more time....


Tuesday 08-19-2008 5:05pm CT




WHEN WOMEN DRIVE PT 6


Female Driver Slams Bike Into Building - Watch more free videos














WHEN WOMEN DRIVE PT 5


















Nine reasons NOT to date a T-Rex




















































LORDS OF THE LOGISTICS!

These guys (and girls) are good....






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by Tony Carrillo

Good Stuff
Thursday 07-24-2008 11:06am CT

If Celebrities Were From East Texas



John Travolta


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While suicide is no laughing matter, animated bunnies 'offing' themselves is.  Here is a gallery of that.  Enjoy!






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RAISING A BABY CAN BE HARD.  HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO REARING THAT CHILD




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Pictures taken at the right time.
Sure, some of these are probably fake, but man they are cool to look at.

 


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Wednesday 05-28-2008 11:08am CT


Here are some amazing Star Wars picturs by Cedric Delsaux





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Looking at them does not make you a dork.  But NOT looking at them may. 







You ever order fast food and it looks nothing like the picture? Click Here to see more.